1. 
A short blast produced by applying envelopes to both the sound amplitude and to the resonant frequency.
Blast.wav
Blast2.wav
MAX/MSP Patch
2. Although this isn’t strictly noise (in many regards, far from it)… I had the pleasure of listening for a few minutes to a talented performer in the subway.
Come Back to Me
3. For my distortion patch, I took the clean sample from #2, and played it backwards through Peter’s simple distortion patch. CAUTION: this sample is very loud. Turn down your volume before playing.
UnpleasantDistortion1.wav
4. 
Here is a sputtering sound I’ve created using envelopes. I started off trying to make a simple beat patch using envelopes, but it started heading more in the direction of a sputtering noise.
sputter.wav
MAX/MSP Patch
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